It's Caturday! 22 Cat Pawrents Flock to the Web and Yap About Their Fluffy Feline Friends All Over Twitter

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    Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect.
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    imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that's what your cat has to deal with every day
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    derek guy @dieworkwear you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them "for god's sake" and "please stop" 6:53 PM - 2024-09-12 40K Views 99 Reposts 11 Quotes 1.3K Likes 22 Bookmarks
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    GOING CRINGEDARK @shellkind love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise
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    La Genden WooperBooper @WooperBooper A lot of people don't realize this Panko A. Cat's Mom @fatfatpankocat. 1d She can do it with one paw or two 5:24 PM - 2024-09-20 1.2M Views 5.1K Reposts 9 Quotes 67K Likes 1.3K Bookmarks
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    I saw this girl in the train station doing the pspspsps sound to a subway rat and I have never felt closer to another stranger in my life
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    Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith
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    Jordan @littlemiss_WDE Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while I can literally hear children beating on the walls.
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    Keifer girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after taco bell menu items
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    Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can't find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack - and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like "Wow, you are being so loud." 2:25 PM 2024-09-30 117K Views 50 1604 7K 155 <]
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    Forest Barnette @foresthempen My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that. Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate. Piper is a cat.
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    kslogan.43 + "she's just a cat" First off, that's my babygirl.
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    ModkatⓇ @Modkat Owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow you.
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    they/themily @e_davishale cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER
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    Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!
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    mitch mitchell @czarmitch Follow studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart
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    frye @____frye we instinctively know that dogs are not criminals. "he has committed 121 felonies" would make no sense next to a picture of a puppy but it would make perfect sense next to a cat. and even more so the smaller the cat was 259 口 15 ☐ 1:27 AM 2024-10-05 6.5K Views Q12 ↑ 14 <]
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    arlene @arweeniee it's funny when cats walk fast. where are you going little cat
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    My dad was calling the cat bad so my mom said, "She's not meant to be good. She's meant to look beautiful."
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    Tatty Hassan @tattyhassan Adulting is where u wake up feeling like sh t but you go to work anyway because you need to earn money to feed your cats.
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    erin @erinmhk Getting a cat: My depression Crime rate in my house ~~~
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    Sarah Williams @misanthropologa During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

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